Anal Bleaching

Can we talk for just a second about Anal Bleaching…. I mean really? Anal Bleaching? What do you think they use to Bleach your asshole? What kind of chemicals are we telling people it’s ok to shove  in their  rectum? I wonder about the type of people who would be interested in Anal Bleaching. I mean what makes a person want to have this act performed on them.

I was thinking about what happens after the anal bleaching? Is it like when woman get fake boobs put in and then they want everyone to touch them, feel them. ” Do you want to see my new boobs?” They are always so proud of their newest expense. Do people do this with Anal Bleaching? I can see it now, my friend comes over for drinks one night, we start talking about our bodies and I say, ‘Oh by the way I had some anal bleaching done the other day”. I could then stand up, drop my trousers, turn around and bend over for her, “What do you think? Does it look good?”

If you get the Anal Bleaching done ( Can you tell I like to say Anal Bleaching) can you get like a scent added?   It could become like any local car wash.  We could simply walk up to a window and say, “Yes I would like the Anal Bleaching Supreme, which comes with the Super rinse of Filtered water, The High velocity wash with disinfectant soap and the Deluxe Bleaching spray in the end.  Guaranteed not to bleach my ass cheeks any whiter, because seriously I don’t think it can get any worse than it is…”  oh and, “How much is that?  Can I get a two for one if I use this coupon?” Oh “And can I get that with the new car scent added or maybe peppermint?  Nothing like a little minty freshness in your ass.”

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5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. jgrow2
    Oct 28, 2010 @ 16:51:33

    Well, I’ve wondered about this. If you ever have to drop trou for the cops (or the TSA), would having the ol’ ringpiece all shiny shiny help in a crisis?

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  2. suzicate
    Oct 29, 2010 @ 17:00:30

    Ha! I’ve never heard of this…do I live in a cave? Sounds crazy. The way you tell it cracks me up, pun intended!

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    • LoLa
      Oct 29, 2010 @ 17:07:07

      The closer you live to Los Angeles the scarier things get as to what kind of pain and weirdness you are willing to put your body through.

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  3. The Reason You Come
    Nov 05, 2010 @ 02:49:40

    Anal bleaching? Seriously, there’s a thing called anal bleaching? I’m sorry if I sound crass, but does that mean the hole itself is bleached? The concept is both weird and fascinating. Where I’m from, everybody’s obsessed with bleaching because everybody wants to look Caucasian, but I’ve never heard of this. What’s it for, to make your rear more desirable to your boyfriend or that cute guy you’re eyeing at the bar? 😉 That’s crazy, but at the same time, I guess I’m not surprised.

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  4. LoLa
    Nov 05, 2010 @ 05:54:12

    LOL The reason you come,
    I have never actually had it done myself, but I believe it’s too help get rid of staining around your rectum from poop. I imagine it would be popular for porn stars or maybe gay men. But, I think it is growing momentum in Los Angeles. Where every part of you must be beautiful and clean! LOL Whatever, it’s not for me.

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